The Most Ridiculous Edited-For-TV Film Lines

We have all experienced them...watered down film which just take away the enjoyment of the film but sometimes can be quite amusing 

In the late 90's I watched on ITV a version of Robocop that was ridiculously edited. At a pre-watershed time of 8pm they took the classic film, removed (or should that be crudely dubbed) all of the swearing and heavily censored the violence.

Here are the quotes I managed to find from it and I can still remember them.

Dick Jones: "Once I even called him (Change Voice) Airhead!"

Bob Morton: "You're gonna be a bad mother (Change Voice) Crusher!"

Bloke shooting at Robocop in the liquor store, line changed from "F*** Me!" to "FuWHY me! FuWHY me!"

Unfortuantely I only ever watched it (with jaw dropped having seen the original version) and never recorded it 

But anyway...

It looks like I'm not the only one who finds this funny as I found this on the Hollywood reporter and thought it was brilliant, follow the link and you won't be disappointed.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/most-ridiculous-edited-tv-film-31522